“Oh, im itchie aerggghhhh it’s so itchie what happened what did I do to deserve this help!!”
One hour later at the doctors…
“You have touched something that your skin doesn’t agree with.”
“I think they look like this”
“So im going to die.”
“No, you are not going to die you are overreacting okay.”
“So I need to go to the hospital”
“No, you don’t need to do that either so don’t ask about anything else although you could use some of this to help it not hefting as much as before that will be $13.90.